lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

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immaplatypus:

travellinginsidethetardis:

Happy Birthday Stan Lee!

I hope I’m that awesome when I’m 91

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johnthreecontinents:

Do you want to hear me say it?

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the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

(via samsamisariel)


As long as I stick around I’m going to end up with a bunch of them anyway as they’re going to run out of people to give them to. And I’m probably going to win it one year when someone else deserves to win it. Why? Because it’s my time, goddamit. And that’s the way shit works around here. I’m just an uptight mutt at the top of his game. Welcome to Hollywood, bitch! I’ll see you at the Vanity Fair party and I’ll be holding that golden statue you deserve ‘cause guess what? It happened to me too!

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I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

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